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Author: Admin | 2025-04-27
Him for granite.Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down.What do you get when you cross a rock with a spelling bee? A spelling boulder.Why did the rock band go to the quarry? To get some heavy metal.What do you call a rock that’s always getting into trouble? A mineral delinquent.What did the rock say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.Why did the rock star break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for granite.What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A sedimentary dropout.Why did the rock band go to the dentist? To get some fillings.What do you call a rock that’s really into fitness? A gym-nasium.Rock Puns – One-LinersRock Puns – One-Liners:Some people take rocks for granite.Rock bottom is a good place to start.Geology rocks!I have a rock-solid work ethic.I’m a little boulder today.I’m feeling a bit shale today.It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.Don’t take life for granite.That’s just how we roll.Let’s rock and roll!Rock Music PunsRock Music Puns:Why did the rock band hire a geologist? They wanted to make sure their music was rock solid.What do you call a rock band that only plays cover songs? A tribute band.Why did the rock band go to the library? To check out some heavy metal.What do you call a rock musician who’s also a geologist? A rockologist.What do you call a rock band that breaks up? Sedimentary My Dear Watson.Why did the rock
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