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Author: Admin | 2025-04-27
“month” our own business.4. We decided to “week” out inefficiencies, but now our schedule looks pretty “weekday.”5. As we “weekday” our losses, it’s clear we can’t afford to take a “day off” from punning.6. Taking a “day off” seemed off-putting, so I stayed on to “workend” my skills.7. They told me to “workend” the clock, but now I’m in a time crunch – it’s like I’ve “weekended” my hours.8. Clocking those “weekended” hours, I was wound up tighter than a CEO’s watch.9. I’m so wound up, I could use an “hourly-ever-after.”10. Seeking that “hourly-ever-after,” I ended up working around the clock—guess I’m stuck in a time loop.11. Stuck in my time loop, “yesterday” me thought “today” me would be done “tomorrow.”12. “Tomorrow” turned into “today,” and now I’m wondering if there’s a “present”ation on managing time.13. Speaking of “present”ations, I gave one on time travel, but I had to go back and change a few things.14. Changing my time travel talk, I “future-proofed” it, but past-me didn’t appreciate the tweaks.15. While past-me didn’t appreciate it, future me wanted to schedule a “minute” to discuss further improvements.16. Future me and I took a “minute,” which turned into an “epoch” of epic proportions by the “second” meeting.17. During our “second” epic “epoch,” we decided to “timeline” our corporate jokes.18. “Timeline”ing our jokes, we thought we should “schedule” a meeting about the corporate “laughter” tax.19. At the “schedule” meeting, they said every “joke” comes with a “punch-line” item budget.20. Looking at the “punch-line”
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