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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 A friend of mine had a penis extension Now his house looks really stupid This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 My ex was addicted to dick. just not mine I guess micro-dosing just wasn't doing it for her after a while I asked my girlfriend if I could make her mine. "Yes! Oh, yes!" she shouted, eyes filled with tears. "Great!" I said. "Now take this pick and go find me some gold!" Not mine! A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him."Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog do... Your nose or mine You can pick your friends ...and you can pick your nose.....but you can't pick your friends nose A friend of mine drinks a bottle of brake fluid a day. He says he's not addicted and can stop any time. A friend of mine is newly single I wished him thots and prayers This joke is not mine, Says my father whenever he looks at me. A weird, infuriating thing that happened to a friend of mine. So a friend of mine was on the downtown bus the other day and, nice guy that he is, he gave up his seat for an elderly woman that got on after him. I guess she was really old too. She had a cane and everything. But then suddenly everybody else on the bus got mad at him for it. They started yelling a... dodges a mine there I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.. A buddy of mine is one of those “flat Earther’s.” He said he’s angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he’ll come around. This is my husbands creation.. not mine - what kind of fish makes wind? A blow fish. A buddy of mine named is dog "5 miles" Just to say
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